All the World's a Stage
Almost 18 and livin' in Arizona, going to GCU next year.
Not much else you need to know.
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punks not dead
Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.
punks almost dead
(Source: sinyasiki)
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fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
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tumblr.com aka jailbait.com/do-not-sign-up-for-this-site-if-you-are-an-straight-male-of-legal-age-you-will-get-yourself-in-trouble-danger-keep-out
why y’all getting mad at Jesse for this he was making a joke
am i being sly digged
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Its weird how everyone is about tall dudes but i get more attention off girls that are taller than me???
Ladies are you looking for a handbag accessory boyfriend?
Maybe im just that handsome
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reminder that this is the actual greatest youtube video of all time
the preview image is the girls about to kiss and it doesn’t display the title until you click play so i really didn’t know what to expect
BUT THE COMMENTS ON THE VIDEO OMG
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I’M CRYNIG IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FUCKIGN VIDEO BEFORE I PITY YOUR EXISTANCE
HAHAHAHAHAHAH WHY
IM DONE IAM DOME
(Source: anothersliceofcheesecake)
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And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
YES.
